Tuesday, May 29, 2012

hit 'em where it hurts...
























Seen at a certain shul in Flatbush...

If you can't threaten to throw them out, or that they're not welcome, deny them the coffee, the hot water and the sugar. That'll teach 'em.
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14 comments:

  1. MottelWednesday, May 30, 2012 9:14:00 PM

    We Twitters and Facebook users don't go for instant coffee and sugar. We drink espresso and cappuccinos.

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  2. AnonymousThursday, May 31, 2012 4:21:00 AM

    Morons.

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  3. Sweet n lowThursday, May 31, 2012 10:22:00 AM

    Mottele...Yeah yeah. But did you ever try making espresso without a filter? Azoi zeht men ois when you don't have a filter (or filthier).
    Aleihem hakosiv omeir... 'KAVEI' EL HASHEM.

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  4. zoovas choolov...Thursday, May 31, 2012 12:17:00 PM

    But the milk is ok.

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  5. harediandproudThursday, May 31, 2012 4:27:00 PM

    In Flatbush? Not bad.

    But it'll never work, never ever. Bans JUST DON"T WORK!!!

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  6. Not soThursday, May 31, 2012 5:11:00 PM

    Let them drink tea

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  7. ~former programmer with too much time on my hentalechThursday, May 31, 2012 6:21:00 PM

    Rules of Logic disallows only all 3 items together. (Hot water & Coffee & Sugar ). The sign should have read:

    Those who have a Telephone && ( Internet access to ( FB || Twitter ) & !Proper Filter ) are !allowed ( Hot water || Coffee || Sugar)

    Just being medaiek...

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  8. lostinCAFriday, June 01, 2012 2:18:00 PM

    i love the grammar on the sign.
    a true cheder education.
    this guy definitely should not be surfing the web, who knows where he'll end up.

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  9. current programmerFriday, June 01, 2012 2:54:00 PM

    @former programmer: You have a syntax error ;)

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  10. מקוה ד'Saturday, June 02, 2012 10:44:00 PM

    מקוה הוא כנגד מ' קוה'ס
    מקוה יש לו טעם קוה
    מקוה ד' מושיע בעת צרה

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  11. DaveMonday, June 04, 2012 6:38:00 PM

    The sign is off

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  12. more coffeeTuesday, June 05, 2012 9:32:00 AM

    Dave said...
    The sign is off
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    because the coffe is gone.

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  13. lostinCATuesday, June 05, 2012 10:47:00 AM

    מקוה ד' said...
    מקוה הוא כנגד מ' קוה'ס
    מקוה יש לו טעם קוה
    מקוה ד' מושיע בעת צרה"

    i heard that if u can't get to the mikva, u should drink a coffee. it might be b'derech tzachus, or maybe this is the source. thanks for posting it.

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  14. knowerWednesday, June 06, 2012 12:29:00 PM

    The sign is off cause someone of our yitzchok ripped it off and I believe the sign wasn't for mispallim more so for visitors that use the shuls Coffe room when they are around either shatnez or our yirzchok sofer and whatever else there is in that building

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