Friday, July 11, 2008

Hide Your Kids!


(This week's "Community Connections" published in the Monsey area)


As I've said in recent posts, I'm upset that Chabad has given up "chapping" others, so I've decided to take matters into my own hands. Start them young too, if you know what I mean. No well-established school would take me, so I went to this little school and put on a good show. They hired me. I'll have 25 Lubavitchers in no time!!! I figured if Stolin can send in two of theirs to recruit why not me?! Two of the others listed there are Stoliners, and they're into "recruiting" too.

3 comments:

  1. Is that Reb Yoel Kahan sharing the podium with you? I'm impressed.

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  2. If you will cover the tuition, then you can have all my kids.

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  3. B"H you switched to Sanz!

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