Chapt Arein ah Mitzveh!

I've declined to edit the message I got in order to retain the authenticity. Please try and ignore the Apikorses that may appear in the proceeding lines - HT.

Received via e-mail:


TIK'U BACHOYDESH SHOYFER

As before every jewish holiday the question arises "where can i bear to be for yontif?"

in answer to this age-old dilemma the COMMUNE ON CONEY, 744 coney island ave., is willing to throw its doors wide open.

but we need YOUR help! we'll need a sefer toyre, a baal tokeya,
machzoyrim, and most importantly a shefa of food, honey, wine,
challahs, wine, apples, wine, fish heads, wine, meren, wine,
sheepshead, wine, and of course, wine.

make your guilt-ridden last-ditch attempts to avoid a death sentence donations to Isaac Schonfeld, 917-803-9909, isaac18@gmail.com

join us as we all raise our voices to heaven in unison: "STOP JUDGING US"

A GUT GEBENTSHT YOR

-vaad l'arvev hasoton v'hakodosh borukh hu

Ad Kan the message I got.

The message is not very clear as to who and what needs the help, but you may know them. They're the men and women of "Chulent, Inc." who haven't a place to spend the YomTov davening and meals. Yes, the message and appeal is childish and tired, especially the cliches like "stop judging us," and "wine and wine," but they do need our help. Please open your wallets, and help make this happen. Even if they're trying to "confuse" G-d.