Eli Gerstner's making "Chassidishe Music"
As if recent Chasidic compositions haven't been bad enough, with such listless "hits" like
1) פתח שערי שמים
3) הכל יודוך
4) קדשוהו רוממוהו
recent non-Chasidic compositions, or better yet adaptations, from Pop music have now been made Chasidish by SINGING IN A HUNGARIAN/SATMARER הברה/ACCENT! That's right, now all it takes for music to be called Chasidish is to take a song you ripped off from a popular "Boy-Band", put Hebrew words to it, and VOILA! You've got a "Chasidishe tape"! Of course if you sing it with a "Litvishe" accent the דין of "Goyishe/Nisht Heimishe/מאדערנע music is still חל, and the music may not be listened to....
Now, why didn't I think of that?!