Tuesday, May 31, 2005

My first hate mail!

You always know you've hit the "big time" when you tick somebody off. This one comes from an illiterate Bobover who calls himself FICHEUNGER who's upset I gave MD Unger "publicity".
It all started when our brother in blogosphere AlgemeinerJournal
posted a link to our story about Bobov/Ponim Chadoshos. The trouble is that he misunderstood the story and wrote that Unger had some "shaichus" to Chabad, when all I meant to write was that he lived in Crown Heights and had a negative experience with some members of the community. So, I commented that the story is incorrect. The obscenities he sent are posted here for "journalistic accuracy and integrity". He says (in uppercase letters) " GO F*** YURSELF."(sic!) (misspelling his). I'm beginning to think that taking a side on this issue is going to be easier than I thought.
It's good to be recognized.


Anonymous said...


Perhaps, if the email were an actual letter, you'd have been able to bronze it! May you go "from strength to strength" (im b'puroniyus, b'midah tovah lo kol sheken)!

Anonymous said...

don't flatter "yurself" that "yu" hit the "big time", the guy is a juvenile punk. "chochom moh hu oymeir"

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We eat like a pig.
We like to play chicken.
You can get someone's goat.
We can be as slippery as a snake.
We get dog tired.
We can be as quiet as a mouse.
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Some of us are as strong as an ox.
People try to buffalo others.
Some are as ugly as a toad.
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Sometimes we are as happy as a lark.
Some of us drink like a fish.
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Anonymous said...


Hirshel Tzig - הירשל ציג said...

Howdy, you're shameless.

Anonymous said...

Is that long-winded pontification above at all relevant?

Hirshel Tzig - הירשל ציג said...

ביי אונז איז אלץ אפען

Anonymous said...

I cant believe that some Galicianer with a dirty mouth gets an entire headline on a Chabnick's Blog!
Talk about making yesh meayin...